A Challenge set upon me

This eve...
I was bestowed a challenge...
Set forth by my wife...

I have been fascinated by...
Project Runway...
How do these people take Fabric...
And do what they do...
Make dresses and things...
The process perplexes me...

I tell my wife this and she asks if...
This will lead me to sewing...
No, I actually am without desire to be a designer...

So she gave me the "mechanics of how it is done" speech...
Should I not want...
To know how and to do...


I said Okay...
Now I am in charge...
Of not only designing...
but creating myself...
My 5 year old Daughter's x-mas Dress...
Based Upon her take on X-mas...

Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
LOL...

I got this shit!

The Mother fuckin G-m-ann is Back and opening new Goddamn doors!